Billie,
I have been having the most frustrating day and here you are making me laugh. I have nothing close to your story, but a long time ago I also read mayo was good for the hair, so I was going to wake up with hair like Farrah Fawcet. I followed pretty close to what you did, and wrapped my head in plastic wrap then used a towel and wrapped it securing with safety pins. When I woke up in the morning, the towel and plastic wrap were no where to be found, I was stuck to my pillow/pillow case and when I went to get up my head and the pillow were one entity. About this time my mother discovered our standard poodle with the chewed towel and small bits of the plastic. I was trying to get to the bathroom, only one in the house, downstairs, and it was through the kitchen, I was busted no two ways about it. I got the towel and my head separated, mayo must be close to glue when dried, lots of my so called beauty treated hair stayed on the pillow case. As my mother sorted through the details of the entire episode, I was in deep crap for several reasons,
Mayo is for sandwiches and cooking, not hair, and that was her last jar, it three days before grocery shopping day
My entire bed need stripped and washed, the mayo did not stay just on my head or the pillow case
Her favorite set of bath towels was minus one because it was pretty chewed up
and
The dog crapped towel and plastic wrap pieces for days (I humbly cleaned up every plastic/towel/poop pile in the yard without complaint)
If she were here today, she would still be peeved at me for this stunt, (well that and about a thousand or so more)
Thanks for the laughs Billie, I can always count on you to make me smile!
Pam