Sorry to contact you via this forum, but the email address in your literature is rejecting all my emails. You also appear to have mis-typed your phone number as when I called it I was put through to the San Antonio Zoo who had no record of you. They did seem to know your business partner, Mr G. Raff, but refused to let me talk to him.
I am getting very concerned about the delays in the delivery of the anti-apocalypse survival shelter I purchased from you. According to the DHL website, a package from you has finally been despatched, however they are quoting a delivery date of 22 December! They are also listing the package size as 50cm by 30cm which seems on the small side for a $50,000 fallout shelter. Is it some kind of flat pack? Will I need any special tools to assemble it?
Can you also clarify the arrangements for pickup by the Altantean space module. Will my tickets be coming by post of by email? Do I need a passport? Is the baggage allowance in pounds or kilos?
I must sign off now as I have to cancel the milk and newspapers. I look forward to hearing from you shortly.
PS thank you for your earlier delivery of your patented asteroid-proof hat. I have been wearing it religiously since it arrived and I am pleased to report I have not been hit by a single asteroid since!