Hey Tex- next time you plan a vacation, add this to your itinerary. Shartlesville, PA. Eastern Pennsylvania not far from Bird In Hand and Intercourse.
Vacation destination for Trey
Posted 18 November 2011 - 10:44 PM
A "shartle" is defined as a "the substance emitted during the act of sharting". I do not believe I have any interest in such a place. Should just call it Crapsville. Maybe Turdsville. Or Dungtown. How about Fecesburg? But I have played golf nearby in Chocolate-town USA (Hershey). We used to call "sharting" the "Hershey Squirts". I had to restrain myself during the recent postings the ladies made about chocolate martinis. I was sooooo close to commenting. What about chocolate moose-buffalo? Now that would drive the ladies into a tizzy. HB would have come unglued on me.
What was the question?
Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:13 AM
I think we can be a little bit more precise (as long as no one is eating). Like shrapnel, a "shartle' is one of the multitude of small, high-velocity fragments expelled which can give the bowl , seat and ceiling that pebble-dashed effect.
If PA is a bit far to go, there's a "Shartle Circle" in Houston - where real estate prices are going to go through the floor if this term catches on
Posted 19 November 2011 - 04:22 PM
Unfortunately Herodotus is indeed a bit of a dipsomaniac. I all started with his tail accidentally falling into my drink when we were trying for a 'windsweptand intersting' hairstyle and him licking it clean. Nowadays, every time I take a drink I have to sweep my 'fringe' out of the way first. And boy does that running in circles tickle.
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